Just for background, tattle-telling is NOT allowed in my house. It's just not, unless it involves blood or permanent damage, then it's not tattling, it's helping someone in trouble (as opposed to helping someone get into trouble).
But last night as I was making supper I had no choice but to practically pee my pants trying not to laugh (okay, I'm 34 weeks pregnant with my third child, being alive means I'm practically peeing my pants, but that's another story) when ABCD screeched from the other room :
"MO-O-O-O-O-O-M!!! Mymy's eating a WHOLE head of broccoli!"
wait, wait for it....
"AND HE WON"T SHARE WITH ME!!!"
So, did I punish him for tattling, or just rush to my room to change pants?
What would you have done?